"And I'm Mormon"

Seriously?  So we have to be marketed that Mormon people are omnipresent now?  So are Baptists, Catholics, Lutherans, etc, etc, etc.  But you won't see any Mormons working at the strip club, adult store, smoke shack, or liquor store, now will ya?  Keep marketing all those "good works" mandatory for salvation in the LDS gospel.  The rest of us will continue leading normal lives while you keep trying to convince us how "just like everyone else" you really want to be.